Workmen's Compensation for
Masturbating?
MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida phone sex operator has
won a workers' compensation settlement claiming she was injured after
regularly masturbating at work, her lawyer said. Attorney Steven
Slootsky told Reuters he was not sure whether the Fort Lauderdale
woman's claim was the first of its kind, but it certainly was out of the
ordinary.
Slootsky said his client agreed to a "minimal settlement"
earlier this month. He declined to disclose the amount.
During the course of her claim for workers' compensation benefits, the
now 40-year-old employee of Fort Lauderdale's CFP Enterprises Inc. said
she developed carpal tunnel syndrome -- also known as repetitive motion
injury -- in both hands from masturbating as many as seven times a day
while speaking with callers, said Slootsky, who spoke about the case
this week on the condition that his client's name not be revealed.
"She was told to do whatever it takes to keep the person on the
phone as
long as possible," Slootsky said.
The woman used one hand to answer the telephone and the other to note
customers' names and fetishes and to give herself an orgasm during the
verbal exchanges.
The calls usually lasted about 15 minutes, although callers who asked
for the woman by name were given 30 minutes of talk time, Slootsky said.
In her petition for workers' compensation benefits, filed with Florida's
Department of Labor and Employment Security in April, the woman claimed
she received her injury from "repetitive use of the phone."
She claimed weekly benefits of $267 a week -- based on an annual weekly
wage of $400 -- and also asked to be reimbursed for $30,000 in medical
bills after a neurosurgeon operated on her hands to relieve her pain.
Slootsky said his client was too embarrassed to tell her doctor the real
cause of her injury and the lack of disclosure led a mediator to advise her
that she would have difficult case to prove at trial.
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