Workmen's Compensation for Masturbating?

MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida phone sex operator has won a  workers' compensation settlement claiming she was injured after regularly masturbating at work, her lawyer said.  Attorney Steven Slootsky told Reuters he was not sure  whether the Fort Lauderdale woman's claim was the first of its  kind, but it certainly was out of the ordinary. 

Slootsky said his client agreed to a "minimal settlement"  earlier this month. He declined to disclose the amount. 

During the course of her claim for workers' compensation  benefits, the now 40-year-old employee of Fort Lauderdale's CFP  Enterprises Inc. said she developed carpal tunnel syndrome --  also known as repetitive motion injury -- in both hands from  masturbating as many as seven times a day while speaking with  callers, said Slootsky, who spoke about the case this week on  the condition that his client's name not be revealed. 

"She was told to do whatever it takes to keep the person on  the phone as
long as possible," Slootsky said. 

The woman used one hand to answer the telephone and the  other to note customers' names and fetishes and to give herself  an orgasm during the verbal exchanges. 

The calls usually lasted about 15 minutes, although callers  who asked for the woman by name were given 30 minutes of talk  time, Slootsky said. 

In her petition for workers' compensation benefits, filed  with Florida's Department of Labor and Employment Security in  April, the woman claimed she received her injury from  "repetitive use of the phone." 

She claimed weekly benefits of $267 a week -- based on an  annual weekly wage of $400 -- and also asked to be reimbursed  for $30,000 in medical bills after a neurosurgeon operated on  her hands to relieve her pain. 

Slootsky said his client was too embarrassed to tell her  doctor the real cause of her injury and the lack of disclosure led a mediator to advise her that she would have difficult case  to prove at trial.

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