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"I know you can cure cancer Bones, but have you got anything for the Clap?"
"I don't care what you do to the Enterprise and her crew, just please don't hurt me..."
"Well Spock, I knew you had two hearts but I never realized..."
"Scotty, just shut up and fix the god-damned engines..."
"Keptin Kirk, you can kiss my Russian arse!"
"Bones, you know some women just shouldn't wear mini-skirts..."
"Spock, they turned all our Black security personnel into cubes... I don't think we should mess with these people!" (Courtesy Franklin Ajay)
"Captain Kirk! You can sing and dance as well as any man I've ever heard, but it's my turn to lead and your turn to wear the cocktail dress..."
"You know Spock, mini skirts are fine, but just once I'd like to see some cleavage in the 24th century..."
"All right Gentlemen, Warp Factor 8, phasers on stun, and make sure you all wear protection... meet you at the whore house in ten minutes."
"Captain's Log, Stardate 4056.3: I can't find my hair-piece and my girdle's on too tight - I don't dare leave my quarters in this condition..." (courtesy MST-3K the movie)
"Damn it Jim, you were meant to sit on the bridge of a starship, not hawk margarine and write bad science-fiction..."
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