CN. LOS ANGELES, CA.
CN has learned of a secret meeting between three top toy manufactures in the United States. CN was also able to obtain a photo of the prototype of the new doll (photo at top). It seems that the Monica craze is something that all three manufactures want to cash in on and may be the first ever joint venture by the big three toy corporations. All three agree that the Monica Doll would be even bigger than the Cabbage Patch Doll. The only problem is: how do you market it and where do you sell it?
One toy spokesman is quoted as saying "The traditional toy store is out of the question. We may have to stock adult stores like the Love Pantry. High end specialty shops would also be a likely stocking area. Also, high fashion department stores may want to cash in on the dolls. The dolls would be instant collector's items."
What's the ethical side to marketing a Monica Doll? CN quotes one of the toy company's CEO's "Hell, dolls have always portrayed roles played by women. You have your baby doll, your little girl doll, your mommy doll, your high fashion doll. Now it's time for the I'm a loose twenty year old that has sex with the President, but I'm not responsible for my actions doll. The I'm not responsible slogan keeps the Monica Doll in the fantasy realm that female dolls have always represented. I remember a baby doll that wet its diaper. We may incorporate that into the Monica Doll. But anyway you look at it, it'll make a billion dollars!"
