WELCOME TO THE FLYING PENGUIN'S PERSONAL HOME PAGE!

Warning: This site has been blacklisted by Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich and Ringo Starr - it's not that they don't approve of the content, it's just that they couldn't understand it...

Greetings! My name is Robert Osorio, also known as the Flying Penguin. This page is devoted to weird and goofy stuff and my sick sense of humor. Here, you'll find links to some of my other sites including the Flying Penguin R/C Newsletter - devoted to the funnier side of Remote Control Model Aviation, and the Quake Coop - devoted to helping others get the best possible performance playing Quake engine games on 3D hardware.

You'll also find the more than occasional reference to the bizarre and weird (some would say sick) that strikes me funny - including my famous "Sick Link of the Week". I warn you, my sense of humor is DEFINITELY politically incorrect.

Enjoy!

Updated 9/18/2001 - While I sit here developing my idea for the 24 hour convenience store security camera channel...

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading"
- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)

T-SHIRT OF THE WEEK:
"At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All"

MY FAVORITE SICK LINK OF THE WEEK!

Sasquatch Militia

Previous Sick Links...

Check out the Limited Edition Flying Penguin Computer!

Where you can go from here:

The Flying Penguin's Quake Coop

Quake 3D FAQ
3D Gaming Video Hardware FAQ & Reference
The Unofficial Quake, Quake2 and Hexen2 Screensavers

The Flying Penguin Radio Control Modeling Newsletter

Tons of information on radio control model planes, but with a humorous (some would say sick) perspective...

Incredible Acts of Stupidity

Funny, weird and unexplainable stuff.
FAIR WARNING: Definitely politically incorrect and mature subject matter...

Updated 11/12/00

My Favorite Sick Web Sites

Hey, you haven't got time to go web surfing for the sites that Yahoo will NEVER recommend, but I do...

Got any Comments? Questions? Complaints? Black Mail? Death Threats?

This Web Site is maintained by Robert Osorio (The Flying Penguin) during his more lucid moments and when he remembers to take his Prozac.